Like Hammer for Chocolate
What do you do when your landlord sends you chocolate with included hammer?
Holiday Gift Exchange
We had our yearly holiday gift exchange at the ‘meat on a skewer’ place in Covina, CA. Here is the video of what everyone got. I say the S word 4 times in the video so cover your impressionable childrens’ ears if they are watching this. This video was taken BEFORE Lissa came to visit [...]
Lissa Explains it All!
Look at me! I’m standing next to an INTERNET SUPERSTAR. This is Lissa! She’s one of our oldest customers and she found time during her busy vacation to Los Angeles to stop by our offices today to say hello! Hello Lissa! Lissa’s got a super-popular site, Lissa Explains it All, and it’s one of the [...]
Massive DDOS Attack
In case you are having problems accessing your site or email right now, all our uplinks to the net are currently saturated by a massive distributed denial of service attack. We’re working hard to get it under control.. please visit http://status.dreamhost.com/ (bookmark that page.. it’s our off-network status page for just such emergencies) for all [...]
We want our SPAM Back!
This may be the first time you’ve ever heard anyone ask for spam but that’s what I’m doing. We’re so committed to fighting spam originating on our servers that we’re willing to open up the floodgates and invite everyone to send us our spam back. Don’t start just forwarding us your spam willy-nilly, though. I’ll [...]
Push It
Oooh, baby, baby Baby, baby Oooh, baby, baby Baby, baby I started a little tradition here a while ago, one I’m pretty proud up. It has to do with Salt-N-Pepa. You see, when we’re writing code and making changes to our website, we do it in a test environment… because unbelievably, we don’t always get [...]
Too Much Turkey!
I guess I ate too much turkey this year, because my fat ass broke my trusty old Aeron. It happened last night. It’s a terrible way to spend $900. I sat on the front of the seat (pretty hard, I guess!) and cracked the back of it real good. It’s completely useless now. As Dallas [...]