I got one! You’ve still got 30 minutes to submit a pic! I waited in line for THREE HOURS (fortunately I was, ahem, working the whole time) at an AT&T store, and when I was just about to get in the store they announced “We only have 4GB ones left!” AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE! Well, since I promised [...]
No, not the iPhone. DreamHost! That’s right, we’ve sold out! Let me ‘splain: There are only two ways to grow a company’s revenue: 1. Get more customers. 2. Get more money from each customer. (or 3… both 1. and 2.) It’s been our feeling at DreamHost that we’d rather go with the former than the [...]
Just now we had this little customer exchange: I can’t get to one of my sites via web browser. My other sites hosted by you are available. Happy DreamHost Customer Hello HDC, Sorry for the inconvenience. However, I had no problem viewing your site from this side. I’ve also viewed your server history and saw [...]
Here I am, after 3 hours on the runway of Air France flight #011, and I’m the only passenger on the plane that know that we’ll still be here another 30 minutes to an hour. Not to mention, only I know that firstborns have higher IQs. And that the ability to create new email addresses [...]
Last night I saw Ocean’s Thirteen. First off, I can’t believe this franchise has gone on as long as it has. It’s been nothing but downhill since Ocean’s Seven. Apparently, like some kind of strange film industry bloatware, in every new Ocean’s movie they add another big mega super star feature to the cast. People [...]
I am so ashamed. And yet flattered. I SWEAR I didn’t nominate us myself. The blogger’s choice awards ain’t no digg! And they ain’t no Golden Globes either. These are the top-notch, no-hold-barred, keeps-the-homeless-away, freeekin’ OSCARS of the blog award industry, no doubt! Who cares if they’re run by blogosphere pariahs pay-per-post: working hard to [...]
I Am Born Being that I am 30 years old, I thought it was about time I impart some of the invaluable wisdom I’ve obtained in over 3 decades darkening the surface of this planet. Invaluable wisdom about advertising. Ever since there’s been advertising, there’s been an annoying disconnect between what an advertiser wants to [...]