Title: Systems Administrator
Started at DreamHost: 2005
When I'm not wrestling chickens in hot butter sauce, I'm an admin.
Getting my behind kicked at monkeyball, troubleshooting issues on servers, and tormenting the tech support team.
There was this time when I found my boss with a tub of Jell-o and a bunch of baby ducks, but I think the terms of the blackmail prevent me from telling the whole story. Sorry, but a lot of money is involved.
The thing with the ducks is right up there.
Color: Red
Food: Sushi
Drink: Anything with rum
Wood: huh uh huh huh huh. You said wood.
Actor: Bill Murray
Smell: anything sweet
Video Game: Monkeyball, Tekken
Movies: The Life Aquatic, Real Genius, Teenage Catgirls in Heat
TV Shows: CSI (the original), Battlestar Galactica, Stargate (SG-1 and Atlantis)
Bands: Dandy Warhols, NIN, Cracker, Bob Marley, Audioslave
Yes.
detachment, disintegration, disunion, division, divorce, estrangement, partition, rupture